She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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