I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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