doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
