How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I came so hard my ears popped.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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