Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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