Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize