Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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