No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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