This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My nipple is on Facebook.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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