I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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