Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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