Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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