just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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