it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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