help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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