Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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