i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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