He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Come see our sink grown plant.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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