what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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