Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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