just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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