Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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