Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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