OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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