Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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