Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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