Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
