dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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