For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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