You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
