The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
