i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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