it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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