I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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