vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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