yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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