it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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