Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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