Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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