Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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