): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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