Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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