You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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