i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
