physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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