It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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