is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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