It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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