I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I have already put on my inside pants.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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