C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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