So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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