Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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