Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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