SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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