whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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