There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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